Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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