Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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