i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
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She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
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At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I know her cup size but not her name....
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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