I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Tell her she can't have a vagina
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
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Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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