Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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