I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
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You. Win. At. Life.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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