Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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