Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
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Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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