So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
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Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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