Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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