With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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