I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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