you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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