Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
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there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize