i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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