i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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