Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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