i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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