Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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I think your dad took our porno
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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