he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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