Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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