How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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