You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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