Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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