Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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