I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
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Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
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Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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