I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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