If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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