Having a random hookup so left but love u
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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