So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
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She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
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No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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