It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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