i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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