i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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