I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
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The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
My life is pants optional.
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