You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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