so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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