In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
