she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
