This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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