people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
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Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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