OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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