You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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