It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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