I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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