Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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