I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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