What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
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Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
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Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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