p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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