I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
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We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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