everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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