Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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