I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
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Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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