if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
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Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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