i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
