you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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